So I'm guessing everyone wants to know who won and what happened on Survivor the Napoleon Dynamite edition. Well here's how it all went down...
~ Dominick accidentally choked on a shell fish
~ Brittany got hit in the head with a coconut
~Jovanna Drowned
~Hassan got Voted off the island for assaulting a fish
~Justin was left out at sea for starting a riot with the monkeys. Fear the monkeys…oh God the monkeys! Needless to say it was a very tragic end.
~Faye ran off with a native.
~Natalie was kidnapped by the people of mt. Napolean...but then they gave her back. She soon died of hyiafsdglasenea. (a new and rare disease)
~Teri decided to stay after falling in love with a crab
~Dionne got struck with lightning…twice.
~Narissa suddenly disappeared while trying to put up “Vote for Pedro Signs” (tear) To honor her memory…I will vote for Pedro…(sniffle) She would have wanted that.
~Arielle won the 1 million dollar price but lost it all in a game of bingo. (Sigh) If only we had gotten her help sooner.
~And last but by no means least the producers liked my talent, enthusiasm, and superior style so much that they decided to award me with a trip to the Bahamas. I soon fell in love and married a rich man. And so I conclude it truly was a happily ever after. 
Now we shall end with the theme song…”Sometimes looooovveee…” |